Directors Cut 3

Movie scenes you didn't get to see.

BugMeNot.com

BugMeNot.com - ever get sent a link to a website that requires you to register to view it. Try wacking the link in here.

TODAY'S OFFERING

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Russia to Retrieve Poorly Guarded Uranium
Russia and the U.S. have signed an agreement according to which Russia will retrieve spent nuclear fuel from 17 research reactors built in former Soviet republics and other Eastern European countries according to Soviet designs, Interfax reported. Financial Times called the facilities where the uranium is stored “unsecured” and CNN is terming them “poorly guarded”.


Missing Black Holes Found
European researchers have found 30 previously hidden supermassive black holes anchoring faraway galaxies, which suggests there at least twice as many of the colossal gravity wells as thought.

Discovered Layout Bug

Don't use Block Quote in your html for posts - it seems to play silly buggers with the blog layout.

About D@mn Time!

About D@mn Time!

F*ucking Nuts

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Phtoto Here

Alabama Superior Court Justice Roy Moore addresses his supporters outside the Alabama Judicial Building where a monument of Cthulhu was put in place by Moore which he has refused to take down, August 21, 2003 in Montgomery, Alabama. Alabama's Supreme Court judges, breaking ranks with their chief justice, ruled that a Cthulhu monument must be removed from the state court building to comply with a federal order, drawing protests from insane cultists who want to keep it there.

Larry Ellard of Pleasant Grove, Alabama, stands next to a large tablet representing Cthulhu, which he claims will "rise from the depths of the city of Rylegh, and rule the universe for a thousand thousand years, IA! IA!" on the steps of the Alabama Judicial Building in Montgomery August 22, 2003. Alabama Chief Justice Roy Moore's defiant stand over the cult of Elder Gods is only the latest skirmish in a running battle between the ranks of insane cultists and civil libertarians that dates back to Abdul "The Mad Arab" Alhazred's 1910s epic about the Necronomicon, experts say. With legal contests underway in over a dozen U.S. communities, fanatical religious activists hope to find an Elder Gods case that can persuade the U.S. Supreme Court to break its quarter century of silence on the issue.

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Crappy Work Anecdote #247

I'm at work Wednesday night - Origin night as per usual for me - and as you get with a show with a support act, people don't want to go into the Theatre. So they're outside at the bar, and one of the bright sparks decides to switch one of the monitors over - the televisions which let us the complex staff know what's going on inside the theatre - over to watch the football. Now, that sort of stops me from doing my job properly. So I get to go over, explain to the small crowd that has gathered that if they want to watch the football they can go down the road to the pub. These monitors aren't provided so they can watch whatever tv they want. They naturally whinge, but so what - I'm doing my job. I'm gone less than two minutes, when guess what - some twat in dodgy jeans shorts and one of the arse-stupid trucker hats decides to switch the tv back over to the football again. So I get to go over again - explain to this gentleman (and I use the term loosely) the situation yet again, tell him not to touch the television and switch it off. Naturally he's a bit upset and proceeds to say some unkind things. Ignoring this I'm heading back to my position as it dawns on me that the twit I've just had a run-in with is Willie Carne - ex Brisbane, Queensland and Australian League winger. Moron.

Beyonce?, Your Mix Tape Sucks

The perils of iTunes celebrity playlists

Language Confusion

From Roy Master's column

After all, the NSW team had listened to a story told by Russian-born world champion boxer Kostya Tszyu regarding his early problems with spoken English.

When he arrived in Australia, trainer Johnny Lewis employed a translator and the instruction was given to Tszyu before his first fight to "win the first round".

An incredulous Lewis watched Tszyu attack his opponent like a crazed Tartar and knock him out. Asked why he departed from strategy, Tszyu said: "I thought you said, 'Win in the first round'."

TISM

TISM - new TISM album coming out soonish.

Combine that with the new Gomez album and both blur and Weezer fiddling about in the studio's and I'm actually happy with musical prospects this year.

Making everyone happy

It's not difficult. To make a woman happy a man only needs to be :

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynaecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organiser
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
44. give her compliments regularly
45. love shopping
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
50. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
53. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes


HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY :

1. Shag him
2. Leave him in peace

We All Need One

Beverage Monitor

heh

THIS. IS NUTS.

Boycott Gillette:

Gillette has been caught hiding tiny RFID surveillance chips in the packaging of its shaving products. These tiny, high tech spy tags are being used to trigger photo taking of unsuspecting customers!

Can 'Star Wars: Episode III be saved?

Here's one idea on how to do it.

Library Learning

Two things you quickly learn about using University (in fact, any) library

1. The book you're looking for is always on the bottom shelf.

2. Older text books are the best because they have all the best bits underlined - it saves oodles of time.

Isn't This A More Important Issue?

Final Proof That George Has Lost It

Or How to Fuck With a Perfectly Good Movie

Rack Off Delta

Thanks to watching tonight's news I've been bombarded with that fucking annoying screeching from that tuneless harpy Delta "I'm Special Because I've Got Cancer" Goodrem all because she's part of some new tourism ads to promote Australia. And she CAN'T EVEN SING IN BLOODY TUNE!!!!!

Crawl back under the rock you came out from you twit. I hope the bloody rainbow you're wailing about falls on top of you.