IN PRISON... you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell
AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 desk cubicle
IN PRISON...you get three meals a day
AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it
IN PRISON...you get time off for good behaviour
AT WORK...you get more work for good behaviour
IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and open all the doors For yourself
IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games
AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games
IN PRISON...you get your own toilet
AT WORK...you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat
IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family on the phone.
IN PRISON...the taxpayers pay all expenses with no work required.
AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK...they are called managers.
Have a Great Day at WORK - I'm going to PRISON
2 comments:
Yeah, but...
AT WORK: Your workmates will usually not anally violate you. And if they do, you can have them *sent* to prison.
I know which one sounds better to me!
Unless you work in a prison. In which case...
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