A MISUSE OF WORKPLACE HARDWARE...A.K.A...WE GOT A NEW TOY
This is where I work:

This is Little Steve (and my boss, Flick, in the background):

Yours truly:

Little Steve hard at work:

Little Steve yawning hard at work:

I believe I have my stapler:

...and a Barrel of Arse Monkeys

Eeek! A dinosaur!