From Slant Magazine
"Saying Uwe Boll's Alone in the Dark is better than his 2003 American debut House of the Dead is akin to praising syphilis for not being HIV."
From the Atlanta Journal-Constitution
"Alone in the Dark co-stars perpetual party-girl Tara Reid as an archeologist. That alone should give you some clue as to how bad this movie is."
Yes - that Tara Reid.
The one who didn't notice when her dress fell off in front of a whole bunch of photographers...
[Listening to: Green Day - Dookie - Emenius sleepus (1:44)]
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