Saturday, December 29, 2007

What a 'mo


What a 'mo, originally uploaded by JamesA.

Monday, December 24, 2007

Big Gun


Big Gun, originally uploaded by JamesA.

A picture from Hellboy 2.

Saturday, December 22, 2007

Changing priorities

There once was a time when the priority in a lecture theatre was to grab either the seat closest to the door or furthest from the lecturer.

These days it seems the priority are the ones closest to a power point.

It just seems funny.

Sunday, December 16, 2007

Protecting you from serious crime...

..by hiding behind bus stop signs.

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Screwed Up

A definition of screwed up: Last night, it's 30 degrees in my lounge room and I am covered toe to nose by a blanket and I was still shivering.

Tuesday, December 04, 2007

Who Edits Who

Student’s program sends PR chaos in Wiki-scandal

Snippit:
One American student sent major corporations, governments and even the Vatican on the defensive after coming up with Wikipedia Scanner, a software program that reveals who changed Wikipedia entries.
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- Microsoft tried to cover up the XBOX 360 failure rate
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- The Vatican edits Irish Catholic politician Gerry Adams page
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- Scientology removes criticism and negatives article from Scientology page

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Thursday, November 29, 2007

F@ck you iTunes

As some may know, I have an iPod.  And while some people (cue GrantRantTM) may find them not much to write home about, I think they're a pretty damn good portable music player.

As a consequence of having an iPod, without having to resort to all kinds of technical tom-foolery, you're forced to use iTunes in order to load music of any kind onto it.  And where the iPod does a damn good job of being a music player, iTunes does the complete opposite as a media player (especially in windows).  It's dog-slow, frequently stuffs up meta-data and it's video playback often bogs down a pc so badly it sounds more like a stutterer trying to recite the lyrics to Theophilus Thistler.

Oh yes, and it also has a really annoying habit of randomly bringing itself to the front when the program is minimised or, even better, randomly restarting itself after you've closed it down. 

Why do these quirks matter you ask?

Last week, when my mouse decided to up and die on me for no apparent reason, I was forced to try and discover how to navigate a point and click interface, without the ability to point or click.  It was quite fun.

While Windows is possible (although painful) to navigate by using a keyboard, some programs which don't want to behave with the OS, don't let you use all of the features you could otherwise access with a mouse.  iTunes is one of those programs (shocking I know for a piece of software written by Apple.  Who would have thought...).  I needed to download an individual podcast to take to work (a Chaser broadcast if you must know).

iTunes won't let you tab to navigate to the pane where you can select individual items to download by using the keyboard.  The only way to download it that I could discover was by switching on the option hidden in a series of submenu's that tells iTunes to automatically download a new podcast when it was available.  So I switch that on, download the required podcast, shut down iTunes and head off to work.

So what you ask?  Where is all of this going?

Remember where I mentioned earlier that iTunes has a really annoying habit of restarting itself after you've closed it down?  Well, after I went to work, it did.  And seeing that it the option switched on to automatically download new podcasts, it proceeded to do so.  Now normally this would not be a problem, but last week I had subscribed to a HD video podcast for curiosities sake to see how well it outputted from my iPod onto my television.  So the randomly restarted iTunes proceeded to grab the latest episode.

And the one before that.

And the one before that.

And the one before that.

And the one before that.

And the..... well - I'm sure you get the drift by now.

These video's average a file size of between 350MB to 470MB.  And seeing as they're stored on an akamai server, they're being downloaded at a really fast rate.  How fast?  Well, in the time I was at work, iTunes managed to download 10GB's worth of video.  That's right - 10GB.

Not surprisingly, that exceeded my remaining quota for the month.  Itunes did this in 7 hours.  So, since last Thursday, I've been shaped at 64k until December 01.  So f@ck you iTune for doing this to me.  You and your sh!th@use Apple software can go scr@w yourselves.

Monday, November 26, 2007

IP v6?...all we need to do is switch to IP vCSI


Of course there are good reasons why they would choose an IP like that...but, when you can pull a professional family portrait from a single pixel of a frame from a 10 year old, dodgy, black and white security camera, who knows what sort of computer technology CSI: Batman Miami, has access to?

Thursday, November 22, 2007

For Grant's information

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pancake

(PS: Raising Agents like Baking Powder are mixed into Self Raising Flour... thats why its self raising)

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Vote 1 Hypocrisy


Vote 1 Hypocrisy, originally uploaded by JamesA.

My gas guzzling 4wd is powered by 100% natural b@llsh!t. That's how you can tell I care for the environment.

Monday, November 19, 2007

Tasteless Hero?


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Urban Grafitti


Urban Grafitti 01, originally uploaded by JamesA.

Amazing what some people get up to.

heh

Monday, November 12, 2007

Saturday, November 03, 2007

My don't we look happy


104-0487_IMG, originally uploaded by JamesA.

Those wacky Russians

ekranoplan-1x

THE EKЯANOPLAN.  I think it looked pretty cool.

Monday, October 29, 2007

Vista FUD

Relating a conversation between Nick, Adam and myself on Saturday.

Clarification here, here, here and here.

Tuesday, October 09, 2007

I Hate...

...going to the chemist to buy some cough mixture and being treated like a bl**dy criminal just because the mixture I want to buy contains a minute trace of psuedoephedrine!!!

Monday, October 08, 2007

Perception test



I'm going to continue the rest of this post in white text so as not to unduly influence the experiment.

According to this article, the spinning image should come out as looking like she's going anti-clockwise if you're left-brain-oriented and clockwise if you're right-brain-oriented. And looking at the list of characteristics they give for the two, I'd be heavily a left-brain person. But I see it going clockwise. And here's the thing - I've tried reversing it in my head, to interpret it so that she's spinning anti-clockwise, but I can't do it. So is this test bugged? Does anyone see it as her spinning anti-clockwise?

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Avatars and their Creators

The few pictures in this small preview are rather interesting.
Alter Ego: Avatars and their Creators

Book Details:
Alter Ego by Robbie Cooper
Introduction by Julian Dibbell,
interviews and glossary by Tracy Spaight

Hardcover (with lenticular double image)
160 pages, 140 color photographs
305x145mm
ISBN 10:1-905712-02-2
Chris Boot Books

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

What does $207 million look like?

How about this.

Bugatti Veyron: World's SECOND Fastest Production Car

Full Article Here

The previous record holder for the fastest production car in the world is one of the most searched for vehicles on the Internet, a now legendary super car thanks to its fire-breathing quad turbo 16-cylinder engine, the Bugatti Veyron.

But now the record holder has changed hands, to the Ultimate Aero Twin Turbo, which is built by Shelby Supercars. This super car featuring a somewhat retro 1990s style bested the Bugatti Veyron's top speed by 3.11 miles per hour, posting a top speed of 257.11mph. Using the Australian standard, that's an eye watering 414km/h!

I'll bet KJA's already offered to finish Book 12...

R.I.P. Robert Jordan

Friday, September 07, 2007

Time to buy another shirt

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The Cold War is back!

UK jets intercept eight Russian bombers
Britain's air force has scrambled four Tornado warplanes on Thursday to intercept eight Russian long-range bombers, the Ministry of Defence says.
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The Tupolev Tu-95, codenamed "Bear" by NATO, is Russia's equivalent of the US B-52 bomber and is a Cold War icon.
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The sorties by Russian bombers appeared to the latest of the regular long-range patrols that President Vladimir Putin announced last month would be resumed after a gap following the collapse of the Soviet Union.

Saturday, September 01, 2007

The great unwashed masses at South Bank

Thursday, August 23, 2007

A simple answer to a rhetorical question

I followed a banner ad to what was purportedly a science book, called "The Final Theory".

Parts of its blurb:

What if Newton and Einstein were both wrong
about gravity being either an attracting force or
warped spacetime? What if Special Relativity and
Quantum Mechanics are misguided abstractions,
with even electric charge, magnetism and light
sizably misunderstood today?

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What if all this was happening right now -- exposed
in a groundbreaking new science book -- with a
wealth of compelling answers that replace many
time-honored beliefs upon which today's science
status-quo depends? Would you hear about it from
the scientific community? Would its existence even
be acknowledged by our scientists, either privately
or publicly? Would those invested in an education
and career based on today's scientific understanding
want to know about it? Would they want you to?

The answer, plainly and simply, is 'yes'. Scientists, as a group, do not have a vested interest in keeping people ignorant, they do not have any reason to cling to theories that are clearly not supported by the evidence, and they only reason they would advocate one model over another is if it is clearly more correct. The 'science status quo' is a myth - it's constantly under attack by scientists, because the tearing down of current thinking allows it to be replaced by more correct thinking. Which means this book is clearly written by a dribbling moron who has no clue about science, and I would rate it as ludicrously expensive toilet paper. I would call upon the publishers of this tripe to put a video on YouTube apologising sincerely for their grievous error in disseminating this crud into the world.

Saturday, August 11, 2007

My week

One Car, Three Windscreens, Four Days.
I put my car in to have the windscreen replaced with the factory-backed car yard I bought it from.

Monday: Original, delaminating windscreen replaced. Did not seal correctly.
Tuesday:Second windscreen (the one put in on Monday) removed, cleaned, reinstalled. Did not seal correctly.
Wednesday:Second windscreen (the one put in on Monday) removed, cleaned, reinstalled, again. Did not seal correctly, again.
Thurdsay: Different company asked to do the windscreen. Second windscreen (the one put in on Monday) cracked on removal, Third windscreen installed. Sealed correctly.

So now my car is on its 3rd windscreen and has had windscreens installed 5 times...all under warranty.

Thursday, August 09, 2007

heh

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Ugly covers

So I'm fiddling around with an app for Facebook which allows you to list books you've read, and I'm adding a bunch of Terry Pratchett books. This program defaults to searching Amazon.com for the books you've read. And it strikes me - god the American covers for pretty much all of the Discworld books are dog ugly.

Compare the two. Which do you prefer?

Sunday, August 05, 2007

Top 13 Worst Slogan Translations Ever

Original Article Here
Some examples:
10) Coors put its slogan, "Turn It Loose," into Spanish, where it was read as "Suffer From Diarrhea."
7) Colgate introduced a toothpaste in France called Cue, the name of a notorious porno magazine.
2) General Motors had a very famous fiasco in trying to market the Nova car in Central and South America. "No va" in Spanish means, "It Doesn't Go".

Thursday, August 02, 2007

Why you should never buy a Chinese vehicle


BTW: this (the Jiangling Landwind X6) scored a 0 in the 5-star Euro crash test...the only vehicle in 20 years (or so ) of testing to achieve this auspicious award.