Sunday, July 31, 2005

There is something in their drinking water

These guys are nuts.

Just have a look at the THE TESLA PURPLE ENERGY SHIELD™
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The atomic structure of the outer shell of The Tesla Purple Energy Shield™ has been altered, allowing the atoms and electrons of the aluminum to resonate in tune with the basic energy that causes the particles of every atom and molecule to be in constant vibration. Once the structure of the atoms of the aluminum have been altered, they will remain in that condition- possibly indefinitely. The plates create a positive energy field around themselves that will penetrate any material substance by osmosis.

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And also the The Psionic Kabbalah Manifesting Capsule™
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The Psionic Kabbalah Manifesting Capsule™ contains three unique elements to make it the most potent talisman or manifesting device we have designed to date. The Psionic Kabbalah Manifesting Capsule™ contains in printed form a mini scroll of the most sacred magickal formula of Kabbalah, the written formula of the 72 Names of God. The capsule also contains 'Aurum Solis' Ormus White Powder Gold (see link) which is a material of powerful healing ,spiritual enhancing and manifesting properties which acts as a subtle energy antenna enhancing the transmission and delivery of our intent to the creative centre of the universe. To bring immediate protection to its owner the capsule also contains a fragment of red string from Rachels Tomb in Jerusalem.
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[Listening to: Cut - 02 - Holy Grail - Hunters & Collectors - (3:50)]

1 comment:

Adam said...

I think maybe we should start making and selling a capsule that will benefit people through the possitive power of gamma radiation. By looks we could make some money.... and filter some of the crap out of the gene pool. We'll tell them it will purify they're body and if blisters appear and/or they start thowing up, that it is a perfectly normal side-effect and shows that it is working, and we would not expect these side effects to last long. It's all true (well- sort of, and I would'nt expect the side-effects to last long... but then once the side-efects show I would'nt expect breathing to loast long). Oh it'll be green 'caus any-one who's seen the Hulk knows that gamma radiation is green.