Sunday, October 08, 2006

Top 100 Facts about Chuck Norris

Full list here
Here are a few samples

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

Chuck Norris can speak braille.

If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.

Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

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