What the f*ck is the Bond mob thinking?
Well we had the Worlds Foremost Nuclear Physicist. That wasn't anywhere near remotely believable, even if you had received a blow to the head with a 2x4 and were heavily medicated....and now I read this:
POP babe and Newlyweds star Jessica Simpson could become a sexy Bond girl.
Also on the prestigious Bond girl wishlist is fellow pop sensation, Britney Spears
What the hell is she supposed to be? Judging by The World Is Not Enough:
1> The character would make you want to puke as much as Christmas Jones
2> She would be pretending to be more clued up than she actually is
3> Her name would be "Easter Smith"
And what would Easter Smith do? Well I am sure that she would be accurately and belivably portraying the role of:
the captain of a Ballistic Missile Submarine
or the worlds best solo fighter pilot who is the only one who can fly a revolutionary new plane so advanced that it uses neural interface
a quantum physicist
creator of some awe-inspiring technology that will bring fusion power to the entire world
WTF?!
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