Tuesday, January 25, 2005

An Eye for a F*CKING Eye

In the last two days I have heard of three instances of sickening animal cruelty:

1. Some mal-adjust decided it would be a good idea to break a kittens leg.
2. A couple of mentally deficient f*cktards were having fun throwing a cat up against a wall repetedly, inflicting multiple broken bones and who knows what other injuries.
3. A moronic chunk of gene pool algae decided to dump fuel on a cat and set it alight.

ENOUGH IS F*CKING ENOUGH!

When are we going to get some serious punishment for these types of crimes? After all, as it has been proven, it is people with a history of animal abuse that become murderers and serial killers.

Here is my suggested punishment.

1. I figure that a kitten is about a 20th to a 30th of the volume of a human. So lets let cats have their just vengeance. Now I am not advocating that we get a cat that is 20 to 30 times the size of a human because I am not aware of any in existance. So I sugest we get a cat more the size of a human, say a tiger or a lion, and give it a few hours to try an break the humans leg. Of course we would want to make sure that the cat is going to exact its vengeance agaist its smaller bretheren so we will make sure it is overdue for a feed by a few days.

2. Lock them in a room with a similar tiger or lion and wait until the offender has attempted to thow it up agianst the wall or until the cat gets hungry.

3. Petroluem shower. Zippo. Get the point?

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