Now here's an interesting job:

Job Description: Advocate, plan, and execute T&E activities for the Defense Information Systems Agency's Teleport Program Office. Serve as the key consultant to government clients for the execution of T&E processes associated with Development Test and Operational Test activities.
Job Type: Consultant Information Technology
Req'd Education: 4 Year Degree
Req'd Experience: More than 5 Years
Req'd Travel: Not Specified
Relocation Covered: No
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Now you would think that they would be honest with the Required Travel and that it wouldn't be too difficult to relocate the successful applicant.

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