Tuesday, February 10, 2004

I Want One


The ZF1! It's light, handles adjustable for easy
carrying. Good for both righties and lefties. Breaks down into
four parts, undetectable by x-ray. Ideal for quick, discreet
interventions. A word on firepower. Titanium recharger. 3,000
round clip with bursts of 3 to 300. With a replay button, another
Zorg invention, its even easier. One shot, and replay
sends every following shot to the same location. And to finish the
job, all Zorg oldies but goldies. Rocket launcher. Arrow
launcher with explosive poisonous gas heads. Our famous net
launcher. The always efficient flame thrower. My favorite.
And for the grand finale, the all new ice cube system.

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