Stupid American TV

Watching the third season of 24 and it has become abundantly clear to me that the show should be named Dumb Buxom Blondes Who Always Get in Trouble. Each season, the show seems to add at least two blondes, usually in exchange for the single brunette that they bumped off in some fashion the previous season. If you're a new blonde on this show, you seem destined to be kidnapped by the season's bad guys at least once...

Not to mention the fact that CTU seems to have the worst background screening policies of any high risk Government agency known to man.

Oh well, at least no-one's been menaced by a cougar so far this season...