What Marvel Superhero Am I?

No, seriously. Who the hell am I? (Yeah, yeah, used to hang around with Luke Cage, yada yada...)

On another note...

There is a phone outside the IGA in Forest Lake.

This phone should check the age of anyone dialling 000 from it.

If the age is under 15, the caller should have their fingers amputated.

Preferably, at the neck. It won't make them any more stupid, but hopefully will shut 'em up.

On yet another note...

Grant! What's the word?