We all know the of things that Skippy (Specialist Schwarts) is no longer allowed to do in the U.S. Army.....well what about if he was in the Heavenly Celestial Realm of In Nomine: The 111 Things Skippy Is No Longer Allowed To Do In The Heavenly Hosts
Here is a sample:
5. I am no longer allowed to ask Dominic to "show us a little tail."
13. God's Throne is not on loan to the Vatican Museum.
17. I am no longer allowed to buy used Elvis suits from Marc's Bazaar and leap out at new souls from the Deep South shouting, "Uh-huh-huh! I've been here all the time!"
53. I am not permitted to refer to the Archangel of Judgment as the Dom-inator.
93. Am no longer allowed to offer new souls the red pill OR the blue pill.
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