Juvie Turds

Well - that was an interesting night. It's 2am in the morning - I'm about to go to bed and what do I see - some little turd's just tried to set fire to my front yard. Little shits had filled one of those stupid large novelty tennis ball with fuel from someone's shed and had set both that and the fuel can alight. Now while this may strike some people as strange behaviour - setting fire to things in public at 2am in the morning - the fact that they did this while it was raining sets them apart as somewhat completely bloody stupid. Luckily for us - the rain put out the fire relatively quickly. This of course was just before a nice red fire truck came tearing up out street after this incident had been reported - some comment along the line of "someone's just set fire to my front yard" from one of the household members may have had something to do with that.

And here's a picture of a similar tennis ball pre-moron intervention

[Updated] And here's a picture of the offending fuel can.