You Might Be American If...

You think America is the only country on Earth.

You describe everyone with whom you disagree as 'liberal'.

For some reason, 'liberal' is a dirty word in American politics, and if the list is right, I can see why - but I don't even know what 'liberal' means in the American political context any more. Gets thrown around like beer at a quaff-fest.

Though I would say that Dubya *is* a bigger threat to world peace than Saddam Hussein at the moment. I'm comparing 'chance to go nuts and nuke world' with, well, 'might pop up on a newscast somewhere'.

And SUVs only support terrorists in that they're a fucking danger to everything on suburban streets. So yeah, they're an instrument of terror, all right.

You know another thing I hate? When you've got a rant all set up, full of vitriol and vigour, then instead of hitting 'post&publish' you hit the fucking blogger switch. I hate that.

Anyway, I should be off to bed. Briscon tomorrow!