News From China

Chat log follows...


dragynlance: fuck man i am having the wierdest night of my life
Crispy: What's going on?
dragynlance: some chinese chick rings the intercom
Crispy: "I your wiiiiiife." ?
dragynlance: and says somthing in chinese with my flatmates chinese name in the middle of it
Crispy: Riiiight...
Crispy: (Not that I don't believe you... just a drawn-out 'right')
dragynlance: so we buzz her in and it first looks like she wants us to change her phone from english to chinese
dragynlance: then she sits down
Crispy: Man, you're freaking me out here. :P
dragynlance: now things get weird from here on in
dragynlance: then we thought that she was possibly a pro
Crispy: Yeah...
Crispy: And you decided to offer some cash to see what happened?
dragynlance: now i am at the office away from my appartment as my boss and and my flat mate sort this out
dragynlance: no no no
dragynlance: FUCK NO
Crispy: Okay. So you're hiding from your apartment while your boss and flatmate try and throw out a prostitute?
dragynlance: now it seems that she is a night club girl (not pro as far as we can determine) and wants english lessons
Crispy: Film at 11! :)
dragynlance: did i mention that she can't speak a word of english
Crispy: Oh, that helps. :)
dragynlance: now all (and i mean ALL) of the clubs in Tangshan where i am are owned and run by triads.
Crispy: Of course.
dragynlance: Now if my flatmate deciedes to teach her english then more girls might come to learn english
Crispy: (Speaking of which - Night City triads tried to set a trap... more on that later)
dragynlance: and if he says no then their bosses might come round and say YES
dragynlance: ok
Crispy: Oh, great.
dragynlance: now if he says no again then it they might not be nice after that
Crispy: Because I'm guessing they can say yes a whole lot harder than you can say no. :)
dragynlance: or
dragynlance: pretty much
dragynlance: now she could be caseing the place to c what we have and then come back later and knock our stuff off
Crispy: This just gets better, doesn't it?
dragynlance: and now our boss and and my flat mate are comming back to the office so we will c what we will c.
dragynlance: who else is online atm?
dragynlance: send the transcript to them and c waht they say
dragynlance: what even
Crispy: I'm showing James A's computer online, but he's away - other than that, nothing. And that's what the blog's for. :)
dragynlance: i can't use it from the office as the system is in chinese and i can't read it
Crispy: No worries - am going to post for you. :)
dragynlance: she was a pro after all
Crispy: She was? Fair enough, then. :)


Not quite a girlfriend, but, hey, sometimes you've got to get what you can get. :)