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Right I've had it. For some dumb reason I took it upon myself to go though my junk mail folder today (hence the earlier post). and i have discovered something. The world is full of realy fucking stupid people who's greatest dream is to gain a diploma in anything (see below), I 'd think maybe a diploma in having sex but obviosly the loosers coulden't get laid in a brothel and the diploma is based on life experience. Yes sign me up for a realy fucking stupid piece of paper that isn't recognised anywhere in the world, and all i need to do is pay money to get it, that should make me popular and sexy and rich, and have women swarm to me just to be cool by assosiation. I have a REAL degree and it has bought me none of this (It hasn't even got me a job), yet the retards that populate this chunk of rock are obviosly too stupid to see the big sign saying "sucker" taped to there sloping forehead.

Where was I?

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The world is full of realy fucking stupid people who's greatest dream is to gain a diploma in anything, have an penis the size of a intercontinental ballistic missile, and have sex with hot european women while watching teenage (I hope they mean 18-19) girls get taken from behind by a group of people, or possible other creatures, while they give head to a group of people, or possible other creatures,and are speeping. They do this while gambling online and making over $2000 a week from home useing the internet.

This knowledge I have gained through the checking of the first 50 odd emails in my 150 strong junk mail folder. Needless to say I've given up. My initial intension was to unsubscibe from the mailing lists (not that i ever subscribed in the first place), but it is now evident that this won't realy work since a number don't supply a unsubscribe feature or at least a working one(see previos post). I swear to god if i could hack every system that sent me any of these emails would be deader than the grey matter of the apparent clientel. If any-one knows how to hack, send me instuctions. Don't get me wrong, I don't have a problem with porn or hot eropean women, but i don't need a continuos supply of email's telling me of their existence, I am quite aware of porn, and the existence of hot european women.

Yet again i'd like to know why I am apparently subscribed to these mailing lists. I mean I also get emails asking if my breasts are too small (no they're not.... if anything......), so obviosly there is no checking done it's just total spam.
To leave it with something happier, Any-one want that diploma in gameboy???


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