MICROSOFT FUCKING ACCESS FUCKING SUCKS BIG FUCKING DOGS BALLS
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I spent about 5 or 6 hours today working on one fucking bug. The problem basically comes from Access. You cannot assign a string varialbe to Null. you can only assign it to a zero-length string. Two TOTALLY FUCKING DIFFERENT things, especially when you stroe them in a database such as
Due to this no one can really code properly becase this value will fuck over computations and require plenty of extra trapping and validation code which further reduces performance. You queries have to have extra crap in them, therefore not making them proper SQL but
Fuck Micro$cum and fuck Access! fuck their bullcrap licencing and their shit "technology" they crank out piles of crap and sue anyone who can do it better than they can (which is most people...not SCO) just so they can make more cash of pedalling their digital narcotics (Snow Crash anyone?) they cause more frustration than any other company in the computing industry buch of fucking monkey ass rapers fuckwit wankers moronic bullshiiit crapp phucing god dammmed arse rapppingg crap fased bullshittyingh monkey lurvers thet desereved to bee impallled onn laaarge spikey tiype thingss that make them explod is anyone actually readings this if so make a comment cok smooking dog fukers.....
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Crapfully, Crapfully. DELETED.
ahhhhh...I feel so cleansed.
You have just been reading another Brain Fart from Grant
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