Dealing with network executives is like being nibbled to death by ducks. -- Eric Sevareid The Worst Jobs in Science From fart sniffer to postdoc, the most torturous ways to make a living in science. Ballmer: Raising Microsoft's security game ORLANDO, Fla.--Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer on Tuesday defended his company's efforts to secure its software and fend off open-source rivals. Related Article: Ballmer Says Commercial Software is Better Because Someone's Rear End is on the Line In his speech, he said some peculiar things about security. Music piracy war unleashed THE Australian music industry has dramatically escalated the war on internet music piracy by launching a federal prosecution of an internet service provider. SCO license currently for biggest users only Linux users outside of the Fortune 1000 cannot buy the software licence The SCO Group Inc. has been offering since August as a way to protect themselves against legal action. Russian Craft Fills U.S. Shuttle Void A Russian spacecraft filled in for the second time since U.S. shuttle program was grounded this year after the Columbia disaster, delivering a three-man crew Monday to the International Space Station. A top Russian space official warned, however, that funding problems could jeopardize future missions. Sci-Fi Weapons Closer Than Most Think The technology behind space ship lasers and force fields is a lot closer to reality than many think. Chinese Astronaut an Instant Hero But Where is He? Astronaut Yang Liwei, the icon, is everywhere in China, lionized in the state-run press not only as the country's first man in space, but also as an elite pilot, a star student and Communist Party member, a devoted family man -- a ``national treasure,'' as one colleage is quoted saying. But Yang himself is nowhere to be seen. What users want from Linux Enhanced system management capabilities, better security, support for third-party drivers and more unity among the various distributions top user wish lists when it comes to Linux. Los Alamos tries object-based storage Its new 1,400-node Linux cluster will use an object-based file system for data storage Germans fall for porno karaoke GERMANS are screaming, moaning, and panting for the latest nightlife craze: porno karaoke. Solomons PM stranded SOLOMON Islands Prime Minister Allan Kemakeza was stranded in Australia today unable to continue his planned journey from Brisbane in Australia to Hawaii because he does not have a valid US visa. Lots more nodding off in boss's time AUSTRALIANS are asleep on the job, a new survey suggests Be wary of Stealth Ninja Assassin Cats! I think that the Possums With Mysterious Powers might be in a bit of trouble. (C) Shouting Red Goanna Inc. |
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