Some amusing spam I just got...

The spam consisted of two images and a little bit of writing. The first little bit read, "[username] I look like hell."

I deleted it before the images could load. With a leadup like that, can you blame me? Learn to sell yourself, spammer! You're already a whore, so be a good one!

I'm sure there is a special circle of Hell for those who give advice to spammers on blogs. I've just joined the ranks. Huzzah!