'Dis 'n 'Dat

"THE ULTIMATE CD SPEED LIMIT!" - how fast can you spin a CD before it explodes?
Spank the Monkey! - try it - it's fun.
When I first saw this headline I figured, "Sure, I guess it's a service I can do for the community" - but then this headline showed that I wouldn't be required. Ahh - the life of the Hollywood celebrity...
A few of the thingsabout the Wachowski Brothers you probably didn't need to know.
And finally, Like Jailbat?